｛轉貼｝周公解夢--D公司螢幕的實際利潤　？ - 消費者保護

By Freda
at 2009-07-01T14:08

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我學長也是Dell事件的受害者，礙於權限不夠他請我代po

原文轉貼自：http://0rz.tw/jUQV3

內容如下
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看到一篇文章

原始網址如下

http://hatedell.marlito.com/viewthread.php?tid=82&extra=page%3D1

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昨天晚上作夢，居然看到周公，他說你們那個時代，

一堆自認為正義之師的人，算數也不好，錯誤的資料，也要算虧損，

於是周公給了我一個錦囊及解讀妙方，早上我醒來，就得到了這個

http://www.xun6.com/file/1e44c17c8/DELL.bmp.html

看了一下，對照周公告知的解讀妙方，

原來這圖片裡面包含了，台灣的訂單編號，客戶編號，客戶姓名，

賣出商品利潤，賣出商品給予的折扣，賣出商品的業務

真是太令人震驚了，周公昨天還說了，那個不能說的Ｍ裡面，最低都有著驚人的４X%的數字，

可惜自己不會經商，否則早就富甲一方。

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看了以後，看來Ｄ公司實際物品利潤真高，是否真有如向外界宣稱一般，會有巨大虧損，真是令人疑竇，

那些精算魔人，可以再算算看

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All Comments

By Caitlin
at 2009-07-05T09:38

之前組過NB覺得高價3C產品就算打5折後還是比成本高

By Susan
at 2009-07-08T06:47

某人:不相信,DELL一定是佛心賣,被貪民害到要退出市場

By Necoo
at 2009-07-11T05:48

圖片是BMP的..好大

By Mason
at 2009-07-15T14:30

看來我昨天預估真的是正確的打五折都還有賺頭

By Jacob
at 2009-07-20T03:30

如果真的利潤這麼高那出貨就有望了

By Kelly
at 2009-07-23T14:04

想太多，那只是直接成本，還有很多間接成本要算進去如會計
、行政人員及業務的薪水之類的，全部算一算毛利其實10%左右

By Jacob
at 2009-07-27T09:36

http://tinyurl.com/l9nm9q 圖

By Sandy
at 2009-07-31T21:48

有興趣的可以研究一下成本會計~會算到頭暈@@"

By Dorothy
at 2009-08-04T05:52

那些間接成本dell的其它產品線可以攤掉吧

By Enid
at 2009-08-05T12:51

它又不是只賣20吋LCD

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-08-06T08:04

如果只單生算直接成本，其實幾乎所有的3C製造業都有近50%的
的利潤，但是還有員工薪水、折舊等其他的...

By Caitlin
at 2009-08-07T14:37

間接成本全部都要攤啊!所以不可能會有如原po所說的巨大利潤

By Faithe
at 2009-08-09T17:05

看了那個圖以後要買戴爾的東西就是先跟業務要75折再說

By Genevieve
at 2009-08-13T17:25

賣麵包的賺翻，麵粉一公斤才多少錢，一顆麵包就超過了

By Valerie
at 2009-08-13T19:13

台灣員工人不多薪水無視(誤)

By Linda
at 2009-08-15T09:57

可見賣高單價3c都賺很大包含筆電市場

By Jacob
at 2009-08-16T03:34

這張圖主要是反駁DELL說的9折虧錢

By Hazel
at 2009-08-20T21:15

呆鵝的九折虧錢說不用反駁呀XD 連小朋友都知道那是豪洨

By Iris
at 2009-08-21T18:06

如果像Y大的說法，全台灣的人就都在賣麵包了~真的想太多了

By Genevieve
at 2009-08-26T16:20

你以為每一個麵包都賣得出去哦~

By Belly
at 2009-08-29T20:20

賣九折會虧錢? 除非呆鵝他老媽變成兔子..XD

By Rae
at 2009-08-31T00:06

不過我也相信賣九折不會虧錢~只不過原文說的4X%太誇張了!!

By Madame
at 2009-09-04T15:03

總之，你她X的虧錢干我屁事!出包價全數出貨~其餘免談

By Dora
at 2009-09-06T06:02

還要把業務保固算入

By Xanthe
at 2009-09-07T03:04

利潤22%的話,大概要打82折才是成本
DELL的桌機保固只有送一年,其他的要另外買

By Oliver
at 2009-09-08T14:28

受害者是怎樣?? 你那裡受到傷害了

By Joe
at 2009-09-11T14:50

我的意思是...如果照這種算法，大家都去賣麵包、抗議麵

By George
at 2009-09-13T04:12

包太貴... 不只要算直接成本，間接成本也要考慮

By Quintina
at 2009-09-15T03:58

活動參與者比較貼切XD.....

By Anthony
at 2009-09-17T06:32

這次不能夠拿普通販賣的狀況來考量...

By Lauren
at 2009-09-19T05:49

現在噓文馬上就可以得到鄉民認證的聖人資格一枚

By Yedda
at 2009-09-22T03:34

想釣我...哪有那麼簡單 XD

By Oliver
at 2009-09-25T00:59

樓上還真快 XD

By Yuri
at 2009-09-27T03:30

聖人雷達:逼逼逼逼逼逼逼逼逼

By Anonymous
at 2009-09-30T18:50

究竟....三點會不會公佈呢...我們接下來看...(怎沒開賭

By Ida
at 2009-10-02T23:13

我要當聖人～我受到聖人言語污辱的傷害T︿T

By Necoo
at 2009-10-05T22:17

大家都要轉職了嗎 XDDDD

By Necoo
at 2009-10-09T09:08

這跟你說的成本有什麼關係? 這是訂單的整理資料吧
你要不要再確定一下你發的是什麼

By Kyle
at 2009-10-09T15:14

難道所有型號都是一樣的成本都是22%利潤???

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-10-12T09:20

Dell: 怪我摟~

By Robert
at 2009-10-16T17:14

DELL有內部控管系統,每件商品利潤都要差不多,

By Eden
at 2009-10-20T19:02

DELL自己的網頁也有寫~有興趣自己去查

By Agnes
at 2009-10-23T21:57

3:00 Time is up
有新聲明嗎?

By Leila
at 2009-10-26T00:10

樓上好急XD

By Puput
at 2009-10-28T12:03

3點了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-10-29T19:17

好急好急

By Margaret
at 2009-11-01T18:43

大家都差不多不也在等消息嗎 XD (拿板凳)

By Necoo
at 2009-11-03T12:18

不急我來這裡幹嘛 xdddd

By Zora
at 2009-11-06T16:31

3點了耶

By Jacob
at 2009-11-08T07:31

◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣ dell：我才要崩潰吧

By Rachel
at 2009-11-11T04:33

有人急得快要尿出來了
阿扁也來了

By Dinah
at 2009-11-13T08:36

DELL別再富奸了啦

By Faithe
at 2009-11-17T14:33

快點出貨(敲碗)

By Delia
at 2009-11-21T21:10

阿貶在土城也能即時掌握呆爾的動態XD

By Adele
at 2009-11-25T21:29

MA19快來

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-11-29T12:14

DFLL:明天在說

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-12-04T08:24

公雞啼~小鳥叫

By Jacob
at 2009-12-07T04:26

我只是想組個雙螢幕，滿足這小小小小小小小的願望...囧mmmm

By Christine
at 2009-12-11T05:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WRPx2lt-Q

By Emily
at 2009-12-15T07:55

我只是想幫樓上組個星空天花板怕他想家

By Andrew
at 2009-12-17T11:55

等待的時間笑一下好了

By Iris
at 2009-12-20T14:32

我猜他今天又要放鴿子了咕咕咕

By Liam
at 2009-12-23T10:46

先寫匯款單好了!9成是等到3點半裝死公佈!

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-12-26T23:03

3 點了耶

By Puput
at 2009-12-28T14:56

弄成JPG很難嗎

By Madame
at 2009-12-31T15:28

不出貨

By Leila
at 2010-01-01T16:17

我從小的心願就是一次有兩台20'液晶螢幕...ˊˋ

By Hedda
at 2010-01-02T15:28

算了..如果Dell真的那麼可惡，就當我沒那個命好了(寫申訴信

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-01-07T10:52

有人打給客服了嗎

By Selena
at 2010-01-10T08:57

我有一個夢，有一天，我希望家裡桌上放著雙螢幕…

By Ingrid
at 2010-01-13T02:29

DELL:只要拖超過七天我就贏了!

By John
at 2010-01-14T21:58

黑你那根勃大金菇打算賣到北大西否

By Kelly
at 2010-01-19T12:26

超過7天,然後只出一台的,勝利?

By Valerie
at 2010-01-22T13:15

你小時候液晶出來沒阿？我小時候只有卡通影片有液晶！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-01-23T16:32

小時候作文題目:我的願望我寫我要一台DELL LCD...

By Valerie
at 2010-01-28T06:56

連一通電話都沒打來過還想拖七天

By Charlie
at 2010-01-31T17:06

三點到了，你做了個好夢嗎？

By Erin
at 2010-01-31T19:58

校長要我升旗時朗讀...他激動的說你會的!!你會的!!

By Audriana
at 2010-02-04T14:16

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/1854111/D.png.html

By Edwina
at 2010-02-07T15:33

周公記者會還沒傳好！夢勒！要他成真啦！

By Isla
at 2010-02-09T08:25

分流!!

By Aaliyah
at 2010-02-12T05:43

有人有興趣用 i dreamed a dream來唱嗎感覺滿合味的 XD

By Charlie
at 2010-02-16T03:50

Our dreams will come true!

By Agnes
at 2010-02-19T04:14

http://tinyurl.com/ny8t7a 唱的還不錯說~

By Harry
at 2010-02-19T19:15

I have a dream! One day, we will get Dell's LCD.

By Kama
at 2010-02-23T16:40

會有新聞現場連線嗎?有的話通知ㄧ下囉!謝謝

By Heather
at 2010-02-23T18:30

有人要開實況轉播文嗎XD?

By Thomas
at 2010-02-27T21:14

現在幾比幾了??

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-28T21:53

原文在這http://tinyurl.com/m643wb

By Dorothy
at 2010-03-04T09:32

DELL:經過討論後我們決定照正常價格出貨

By Caroline
at 2010-03-09T04:37

進入延長加賽了

By Agatha
at 2010-03-13T00:18

外加傷停時間～球迷們～要打完球賽～可能要等到pk了！

By Iris
at 2010-03-15T01:31

1▲ Dell vs 鄉民 0:0

By Jake
at 2010-03-18T14:49

設備折舊? 他都請代工的做這很低吧..
網路商店會用到多少成本?

By Doris
at 2010-03-22T11:52

等等聖人會出來當代打嗎? 網工已經進牛棚練投了

By Dora
at 2010-03-25T11:36

消息出來了? 要延長加賽!!

By Ophelia
at 2010-03-28T03:23

今天又燒黑煙了嗎..

By Kristin
at 2010-03-30T11:18

1▲ DELL:Call Game 鄉民掰

By Mary
at 2010-04-03T02:39

聖人肯定會擊出二壘方向的雙殺打！被罵還連戴爾一起罵

By Jacob
at 2010-04-06T02:59

妓者: 鄉民隊踢入關鍵性的罰球，不過Dell隊說:進球無效!?
靠腰我以為大家在踢足球...@@

By Faithe
at 2010-04-11T00:05

D3LL:球評裁判都是我們的人.. 要你們踢阿再踢阿..

By Daniel
at 2010-04-14T22:10

9▲ 鄉民 vs Dell 0:150000 還有逆轉的可能嗎？

By Margaret
at 2010-04-17T02:48

9局下半，滿壘滿球數，1人出局鄉民在打擊區消保官下一棒

By Kama
at 2010-04-22T02:26

剩人：Dell看我們多有道德分我一台好嗎

By Bethany
at 2010-04-26T09:44

目前鄉民一台未得，被Dell投手強力鎖住15萬台的差距..

By Regina
at 2010-05-01T07:22

鄉民隊加油，進入延長賽，下一棒就換成法官了

By Rachel
at 2010-05-03T17:04

這有個人資料外洩問題請把圖片移除

By William
at 2010-05-05T06:48

justej.. (握) 我也以為是足球 XD

By Blanche
at 2010-05-07T19:04

剩人：大家不要貪得無厭（Dell應該看我誠懇，分我一台

By Delia
at 2010-05-09T03:36

每人一台不可能逆轉～不過.他們要賺幾周才賺得回來

By Leila
at 2010-05-14T02:30

11局：鄉民陽春再見全壘打 DELL：我們只接受11局之前的

By Gilbert
at 2010-05-15T20:28

Dell是要不要公布阿

By Emma
at 2010-05-15T21:36

網工:一群死貪民!! (是.經理.我現在馬上把收件地址給您)

By Connor
at 2010-05-19T03:32

我猜3點半會出公告

By Hardy
at 2010-05-22T09:25

3點半也只剩2分鐘
我猜他打算繼續裝死退出台灣市場

By Lucy
at 2010-05-22T17:30

3：30 匯款期限07/01

By Linda
at 2010-05-23T23:45

我還沒匯的說...(默
明明我是6/26才訂的,Suck

By Elma
at 2010-05-25T14:54

time up

By Olga
at 2010-05-27T07:14

By Eartha
at 2010-05-30T03:24

樓上早了一點點

By Bethany
at 2010-06-02T01:26

下面音響 : 3點半，然後DELL是公告了沒 OTZ...

By Ivy
at 2010-06-03T09:22

■■■■■■■■■□...

By Emily
at 2010-06-07T08:55

DELL：只剩一天,只要拖到明天...就是頭七了～

By Audriana
at 2010-06-08T00:17

===================15:30=====================

By Rachel
at 2010-06-08T22:59

D3ll：怎麼樣～就是晃點你阿～你咬我阿！

By Zanna
at 2010-06-09T10:10

===================說好的公告呢?=====================

By George
at 2010-06-10T15:23

DELL:撐下去啊!!!現在公布.網工的薪水就白付了

By Poppy
at 2010-06-11T11:43

究竟呆爾內心想得是什麼呢?讓我們繼續看下去..

By Dorothy
at 2010-06-13T00:36

怎麼loading這麼久

By Hedda
at 2010-06-13T14:02

Dxxx : 今天的下午茶挺不錯，秘書，哪買的啊?
Dxll: 我把要出給鄉民的貨都給媒體了呵呵~

By Leila
at 2010-06-15T17:17

不過新聞也幾乎沒有再爆呆鵝的新聞了是被壓下去了嗎

By Robert
at 2010-06-20T16:22

有勇者要打客服嗎？

By Carol
at 2010-06-24T09:49

工讀生：其實我也有訂！= =+

By Valerie
at 2010-06-26T04:27

DELL:砍單最快也要七天~

By Victoria
at 2010-06-28T10:05

■■■■■■■■■■■■■■□...

By Andrew
at 2010-07-01T00:28

打客服跟打太極沒兩樣

By Jessica
at 2010-07-01T05:48

工讀生是DFLL內部會提供員工價.跟我們定啥啊XD?

By Freda
at 2010-07-05T04:50

D3LL:我說的是US time 15:30......

By Jessica
at 2010-07-07T11:22

推樓上 DELL : 今天下午有太極課，大家記得上喔

By Robert
at 2010-07-11T08:14

網工還不快出來消毒?聖人快出來解經啊!主子在被酸了
應該不少在這裡吧? 那幾天在LCD版不是很邱XD?

By Andrew
at 2010-07-13T02:07

客服打不通= =

By Ophelia
at 2010-07-14T11:49

■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■100%

By Jacob
at 2010-07-15T14:33

大家進攻甜美聲音客服電話...

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-07-18T17:44

DELL:鐘壞了還在早上9點半

By Thomas
at 2010-07-19T22:51

YA 我拿到螢幕了 DFLL王經理剛致電給我還跟我道歉~

By Edith
at 2010-07-23T14:09

剩人：阿不逼退你們我哪來LCD用

By Sandy
at 2010-07-24T02:46

■■□□□□□□□□....... Error Restart 5%

By Caroline
at 2010-07-24T20:32

聖人:一堆死貪民(我訂20台,dell快給我出貨)

By Gary
at 2010-07-28T07:57

呆鵝盃足球賽開始,現在球踢網大中華區經理

By Eden
at 2010-07-30T18:23

網工：消毒啥！我也有訂阿！

By Charlie
at 2010-08-03T12:24

□□□□□■■■■■□□□□□□□□□□變成跑馬燈

By Isla
at 2010-08-08T03:47

DELL:三點多了是該切斷一切對外聯絡了斷網線關電話..

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-08-10T12:15

DELL:美國時間下午三點半公布(誤)

By Ophelia
at 2010-08-14T15:32

動態:直升機落跑中

By Rae
at 2010-08-18T17:13

❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏ＬＣＤ面板分隔線❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏❏

By Candice
at 2010-08-21T00:25

鄉民側邊協防，一個鏟球，啊~紅牌~ 沒關係鄉民2號接上

By Puput
at 2010-08-25T05:27

樓上XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2010-08-27T01:20

3點半後就不能匯了還是說匯了隔天才入帳?

By Emily
at 2010-08-30T04:58

技者:DFLL台灣區駐點人去樓空懷疑捲了幾億元烙幹..

By Enid
at 2010-09-02T04:09

❏╰(〒﹏〒)╯❏
給偶1台就好....雖然示意圖是2台...

By Damian
at 2010-09-03T14:43

□□□□□□□□□□□■■■■■□□□□變成XP

By Ophelia
at 2010-09-04T15:29

DELL:台灣沒有公布決策權公布依照美國時間表(誤)

By Zenobia
at 2010-09-09T08:22

D3LL: 誰跟你說三點半了..都是蘋果再說的

By Irma
at 2010-09-09T12:36

DFLL:掰掰~

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-09-14T05:47

人去樓空這招好熟~

By Genevieve
at 2010-09-16T21:13

靠!我沒匯到!郵局人太多= ="過了3:30!喵的勒!!

By Xanthe
at 2010-09-18T19:29

(藍白畫面)...LCD硬體故障，請聯絡您的電腦經銷商

By Irma
at 2010-09-19T12:02

~~快爆了~~~~~快爆了~~~~~快爆了~~~~~

By Eden
at 2010-09-23T21:54

幾點下班?

By Edwina
at 2010-09-28T05:13

戴兒表示:快搬完了再給我們一點時間卸卸

By Rosalind
at 2010-09-29T22:24

呆兒:嘎...再見了呆丸

By Bennie
at 2010-10-02T16:16

爆吧

By Jacob
at 2010-10-06T06:00

別小看鄉民！鄉民有三寶：人多、有閒、又難搞！

By Dora
at 2010-10-07T23:45

幫一下

By Joe
at 2010-10-10T07:22

報
本部在美國喔我以為是荷蘭

By Frederic
at 2010-10-12T13:50

爆

By Leila
at 2010-10-12T22:20

D3LL:還沒轉帳的請趕快轉帳...美國本部還差你們募捐

By Irma
at 2010-10-13T13:45

大爆炸~~~

By Kumar
at 2010-10-13T19:51

爆吧~~ XDDD

By Hedda
at 2010-10-18T12:55

張智成:下一首凌晨三點鐘~

By Oscar
at 2010-10-23T10:03

DFLL表示:貪民匯了幾億元太多現金要搬七天剛好搬完

By Carol
at 2010-10-26T04:01

dell: 快快最後一個貨櫃了 gogogo

By Emma
at 2010-10-28T01:26

哈推鄉民三寶啦!!

By Susan
at 2010-10-29T02:28

記者 : 今天基隆港主要出口貨物是LCD，約占99.9%

By Heather
at 2010-10-31T19:31

看!真煩!先出門!晚點在上!給她爆吧!

By Hedda
at 2010-11-05T16:26

Dell真的很!@#%#% 我真的很趕著要買LCD...
他這樣我又不敢先買其他家的...

By Ina
at 2010-11-08T11:53

爆 ❏╰(〒﹏〒)╯❏

By Zanna
at 2010-11-10T23:23

DFLL高層正坐上港口邊的漁船準備去大陸新天地

By Donna
at 2010-11-13T08:36

直接把他海拋

By Lily
at 2010-11-13T16:28

Sh大我可以頂下來我認真的

By Gilbert
at 2010-11-15T10:38

餐廳

By Callum
at 2010-11-17T03:33

剛剛打電話過去~還在開會~(最好有那麼多會可以開拉= = )

By Oscar
at 2010-11-20T15:58

消保官可以出動了

By Anonymous
at 2010-11-23T06:25

s大!!先買其他家的LCD阿!如果呆鵝妥協的話再轉賣剩人

By Frederic
at 2010-11-26T16:16

XD
Dell《目前動態》不在站上

By Necoo
at 2010-11-27T09:08

鄉民們投訴巴!!

By Una
at 2010-11-28T15:54

恭喜爆了

By Hedy
at 2010-11-28T16:56

我剛匯完= = 說好的消息呢??螢幕呢??

By Poppy
at 2010-12-03T11:20

DELL《目前動態》公海200KM處慢慢等吧~呆完郎

By Lucy
at 2010-12-08T08:22

由於說明會時間標示錯誤.該期間等待之消費者均不予.

By Hedwig
at 2010-12-12T22:34

已經到公海拉~~~~~~~~

By Caroline
at 2010-12-16T11:40

dell: 鄉民別吵我還在搬辦公桌等等在回應

By Lucy
at 2010-12-17T14:07

客服:喔我不知道有沒有七天付款的問題~我門這邊現在都
不清楚

By Edwina
at 2010-12-21T06:13

Dell: 我的字典裡面沒有下午兩個字 \⊙▽⊙/

By Isabella
at 2010-12-22T00:40

呆鵝跟巴拿馬總統有交情嗎= =

By Jack
at 2010-12-24T04:22

出貨

By Ingrid
at 2010-12-25T15:19

DELL:我們在採收咖啡豆別吵好嗎

By Audriana
at 2010-12-29T06:23

(電話中)客服還再跟我凹說禮拜五就會有正式消息...。

By Rosalind
at 2010-12-31T16:54

從今天開始我不吃鵝肉

By Frederica
at 2010-12-31T19:04

Dell《目前動態》桃園機場逃命中

By Eartha
at 2011-01-05T07:53

dell:抱歉說明時間標錯無效

By Selena
at 2011-01-09T12:07

呆鵝不出貨難道鵝姐不用負責嗎? 科科

By Regina
at 2011-01-11T16:22

開會因該在集體吃河蟹巴 DELL:鄉民們要不要來一隻!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-01-16T04:23

收錢的效率有公告這麼「優」就好...

By Donna
at 2011-01-19T20:26

網工快救駕呆爾很NICE的!這一定有誤會

By Rebecca
at 2011-01-22T20:44

高義!你他媽雜碎~

By Quintina
at 2011-01-26T05:23

Dell：剩人訂太多很難橋

By Wallis
at 2011-01-30T08:31

鄉民集體請薩克奇出動吧!!

By Brianna
at 2011-02-03T03:43

Dell:裝死遊戲~~我們~ 準備好了!! (啦啦啦~~~)

By Freda
at 2011-02-04T16:49

記者會開始了沒啊~等好久!

By Ula
at 2011-02-07T21:21

Dell：聖人快救我....

By Regina
at 2011-02-11T16:02

禮拜三又混過去了呆鵝有你的（＝＝凸）

By Thomas
at 2011-02-13T13:17

我剛剛打的她直接說還不知道= = 哇哩勒

By Sarah
at 2011-02-16T22:23

五點再來看看有沒有結果我想換螢幕= =啊....

By Heather
at 2011-02-20T22:25

不煩嗎？你們這群貪民,給你們用是浪費！原價就早賠本了
工讀生快跟隨我的腳步前進阿～～快來消毒大隊阿！！

By Isabella
at 2011-02-24T03:25

DELL:你去問吳大丟是他買20台

By Joseph
at 2011-02-28T18:14

《目前動態》登機中

By Dinah
at 2011-03-02T17:35

========以下開放麤奶粉腎結石受害者及腎人護航=========

By Quanna
at 2011-03-06T18:35

(電話中)那我幫你轉接客服關懷部好嗎!?請不要掛機...

By Candice
at 2011-03-07T01:10

DFLL:覆蓋這張卡我結束這一回合

By Oscar
at 2011-03-11T09:13

今天沒消息投訴拉

By Caitlin
at 2011-03-14T06:36

dell: 船長開船啦呆灣 ~~科科

By Olga
at 2011-03-16T05:45

倒斗一起右苦

By Franklin
at 2011-03-19T05:02

米國三點BUT現在是清晨

By Adele
at 2011-03-22T14:46

對碼DELL這麼佛心,都虧本賣這其中一定有什麼誤會(有像嗎)

By Aaliyah
at 2011-03-25T00:26

有沒有dell的工讀生和消毒大隊以及聖人消失的八卦？

By Linda
at 2011-03-29T01:10

DELL: 下班叫我 Zzzzzzz

By Rachel
at 2011-03-31T09:14

來算一下我們被放幾次鴿子了!?1 2 3 4 5 6 ...........N?

By Susan
at 2011-04-04T17:26

ind不行啦.你這樣不像聖人聖人是會邊裝中立邊罵貪民的
DFLL這幾天沒發短期工資嗎? 網工都不見了

By Yedda
at 2011-04-07T10:06

我需要被安撫......❏╰(〒﹏〒)╯❏ 快來摸頭啊啊啊啊啊

By Ivy
at 2011-04-11T20:10

我猜等等PTT搞不好會斷線
聖人訂好幾台還是八卦？lag很大唷

By Lily
at 2011-04-13T17:59

八卦就是聖人自己也訂了好幾台

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-04-16T19:18

蘋果被婊了

By Connor
at 2011-04-21T09:59

其實沒什麼八卦 = =|||

By Caitlin
at 2011-04-22T02:13

當然是船要開了不走還留在這惹人厭

By Isla
at 2011-04-22T23:03

工讀生在暗爽！因為戴爾已經出貨給工讀生了！（誤）

By Aaliyah
at 2011-04-24T02:08

假聖人出現了

By Elvira
at 2011-04-25T06:55

因為腎人去洗腎了~這幾天太操勞~~

By Andrew
at 2011-04-25T15:38

DELL:來人 !!快去PTT滅火 ~~不然要燒到屁股了( ′-`)y-～

By Puput
at 2011-04-29T16:10

有沒有呆鵝高層整天鎖在會議室躲鄉民的八卦?

By Susan
at 2011-05-02T05:51

如果這篇被順砍不知道會發生什麼事情＠＠

By Yedda
at 2011-05-04T11:18

中風了吧
[爆卦] 董事集體中風

By Olive
at 2011-05-07T02:32

很抱歉讓你久等,現在線路忙,我們會盡快幫你接通
少了請稍後XD

By Dinah
at 2011-05-07T05:37

還是說網工沒這個種跟一大群人炮只敢多打一?

By Kelly
at 2011-05-09T11:41

DFLL是要半夜11點才在網路上公告嗎!?然後隔天說公告誤值

By Daniel
at 2011-05-11T08:50

第7天了啦可能吃完晚餐才有一篇沒重點的公告繼續拖

By Jack
at 2011-05-13T22:23

現在是啥都沒有就對了= =?

By Susan
at 2011-05-17T01:02

上帝7天做很多事情

By Damian
at 2011-05-20T17:17

DELL吹哨子了,還在蓋廟嗎??? 找廟公???

By Faithe
at 2011-05-24T08:44

DXLL:恁北早就在公海XX公里處了誰鳥你們醒醒吧呆玩阿宅

By Connor
at 2011-05-24T22:51

壹週刊已經出刊了！戴爾沒有理由跟你耗了～下禮拜三？

By Genevieve
at 2011-05-27T16:14

今天DELL內部在推炮灰嗎!?怎麼都是編號218(今天第三次)

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-05-31T19:15

-----------15:50---------------

By Rachel
at 2011-06-04T17:16

DELL不只價錢標錯連時間也標錯還有什麼是正確的!?

By Andy
at 2011-06-05T15:24

DELL:再給我兩分鐘 ~讓我把訂單全部停~

By Rachel
at 2011-06-06T08:50

能不出貨就正確啦！

By Jacky
at 2011-06-09T10:47

出貨才是正確德

By Joe
at 2011-06-14T04:49

華人地區錢真好騙,買了一堆不能兌現的美國債後,又下了一推
不能兌現的螢幕

By Lauren
at 2011-06-14T23:29

商標也標錯我看應該是HELL吧

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-06-17T09:51

(英文您撥打的23766900目前無人回應請在嘟一聲後留話

By Isabella
at 2011-06-19T13:19

DFLL:準備打包台灣好可怕...

By James
at 2011-06-20T09:04

每個人一生至少要有一台DELL LCD

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-06-23T12:27

台北呆鵝開始裝死啦......

By Michael
at 2011-06-26T17:24

電話無人回應總比"空號"好壓好顯還沒搬完不然就GG了

By Rachel
at 2011-07-01T15:13

目前進入第7度延長賽.....鄉民耐力驚人啊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-07-02T14:56

沒關係！如果真的裝死～dell可能有人要進cell！

By Ina
at 2011-07-07T04:25

這情景確實像...我們是活死人嗎?

By Erin
at 2011-07-07T16:03

線路忙快半個小時了還沒接通...真的是線路高風七

By George
at 2011-07-11T23:27

有人打趣客服了嗎

By Kumar
at 2011-07-16T19:38

搞不好是正在搬所以沒空接?XD
我打了....沒人接

By Jake
at 2011-07-19T21:06

下面有文章發現腎人~~~大家進攻= =

By Yuri
at 2011-07-20T16:45

等等會不會變成空號啊XD?

By Ina
at 2011-07-22T15:12

因為連工讀生都在幫忙搬

By Regina
at 2011-07-27T11:16

1111 dell:徵短期搬家工讀生 19吋螢幕/h

By Brianna
at 2011-07-29T10:18

不接是在宣導處理方法嗎 DELL:九折出貨

By Kumar
at 2011-08-01T23:12

說不定客服小姐被盧到請病假看精神科了！幹得好！（誤

By Daph Bay
at 2011-08-02T07:16

DELL台灣分公司《目前動態》搬家中 <勿擾>

By Lauren
at 2011-08-02T21:48

DELL:雖然什麼都標錯,可是我的MT會AUTO喔!!(自動對焦)

By Tracy
at 2011-08-05T17:29

客服: 參加延長賽請按1 了解戰況請按2 但是2目前維修中

By Michael
at 2011-08-06T17:27

您撥的號碼是空號請查明後再撥謝謝... 嘟.. 嘟..

By Ida
at 2011-08-08T22:24

無聲的力量...2009聽障奧運在DELL。(誤)XD

By Daph Bay
at 2011-08-13T19:14

DELL表示: 我們正在放羊(逃) 鄉民表示:趕羚羊!!!

By Eden
at 2011-08-17T20:48

可以這樣脫了又脫脫了又脫脫脫掉....

By Quintina
at 2011-08-22T19:39

最新消息:現在電話完全不通= ="

By Brianna
at 2011-08-27T08:02

DELL表示：成龍的鼻子好大

By Lucy
at 2011-08-31T13:39

無聲的力量...2009聽障奧運在DELL

By Sarah
at 2011-09-02T07:00

成龍:X! 躺著也中槍

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-09-02T08:48

不是說人說轉到語音可以聽到背景聲嗎?聽聽他們在做什麼

By George
at 2011-09-03T16:54

5分鐘之後將食言

By Joseph
at 2011-09-07T15:58

戴爾！你以為拿一顆蓮霧就可以代表成龍了嗎！？

By Daph Bay
at 2011-09-11T03:59

掐理~ 這將會是趟冒險的旅程~ 我們一起去冒險吧~ 掐理~

By Heather
at 2011-09-15T06:02

FAXER那是26的訂單部門,總公司的意思是這件是台灣

By Necoo
at 2011-09-18T01:59

呆鵝自己處理

By Ophelia
at 2011-09-19T22:51

這訂單就像變了心的女朋友，再也回不來囉~

By Brianna
at 2011-09-21T02:59

===========開放鄉民去DELL分公司砸雞蛋==================

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-09-22T13:01

無聲的力量...2009聽障奧運在DELL

By Necoo
at 2011-09-24T12:29

...現在雞蛋很貴> <

By Adele
at 2011-09-28T11:02

DFLL:推文的人越來越少了拖延戰術成功

By Adele
at 2011-09-30T14:46

雞蛋不要可以送我砸DELL公司內的螢幕比較不浪費

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-09-30T15:54

鄉民：提振士氣！嘿!嘿!齁！

By Faithe
at 2011-10-01T00:18

官網http://tinyurl.com/nsf327

By Eden
at 2011-10-05T21:22

熱血必中幸運

By Hedwig
at 2011-10-10T17:20

那個號稱比黑道可怕的消保官怎不來查查呆鵝科科

By David
at 2011-10-13T07:06

最新消息欄: coming soon~

By Doris
at 2011-10-14T20:00

銷寶官？

By Erin
at 2011-10-15T17:52

就之前查藍藍路炸油的那個消保官啊

By Quanna
at 2011-10-16T05:16

消保官:元氣彈集氣中

By Elizabeth
at 2011-10-18T10:14

地球的人們啊舉起你們的手把LCD給我吧

By Zora
at 2011-10-23T05:47

消保官要先喊 : 鄉民啊把你們的幹意分給我吧...

By Leila
at 2011-10-23T22:55

稍後,消保官: x,沒見過那麼那麼大的元氣玉，太重了

By Olivia
at 2011-10-27T16:07

板上怨靈數目:768

By Charlotte
at 2011-10-30T01:51

消保官自己也買了一台心態不純所以舉不起元氣玉

By Zenobia
at 2011-11-01T16:32

The End

By Vanessa
at 2011-11-06T15:57

不舉

By Lily
at 2011-11-10T07:01

剛01好像有點八卦..快找神人證實

By Olivia
at 2011-11-13T10:53

一擠逆...一擠逆

By Quintina
at 2011-11-15T17:13

非X新聞...!? 單一時段收視率遙遙領先同業。

By Bethany
at 2011-11-19T05:30

樓上有看到嗎？現在看不到非x新聞阿阿阿阿阿～～～

By Ursula
at 2011-11-21T02:15

5台為上限?

By Charlotte
at 2011-11-23T12:10

有誰看得到新聞的證實一下吧XD

By Frederic
at 2011-11-27T11:19

一單五台!? 一人五台!?

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-11-30T09:00

5台

By Audriana
at 2011-11-30T10:47

會不會又是昨天那則...

By Isabella
at 2011-12-01T00:16

DELL：五台上限打9折

By Jacky
at 2011-12-04T20:21

5台根本是佛心來著～～機率太低了..（鄉民只要一單一台啊

By Jack
at 2011-12-05T19:31

01那個是要酸呆兒吧~~

By Rebecca
at 2011-12-07T21:50

5台出貨皆打九折

By Hardy
at 2011-12-11T05:19

景氣回溫,各大廠發出徵才令!面板產能急速拉升.兩千名職缺

By Quanna
at 2011-12-13T20:38

新聞講的

By James
at 2011-12-17T05:35

出5台太佛比消費者保護委員會的條件更佛

By Frederic
at 2011-12-21T19:35

哪這麼好

By Noah
at 2011-12-22T17:02

一單五台? 一戶五台? 一人五台? 這樣差很多..

By Selena
at 2011-12-23T02:48

多重人格要算幾人?

By Olga
at 2011-12-25T00:11

最後決定五人一台才精彩...

By Hedwig
at 2011-12-27T07:48

一戶五台是要發消費券嗎？

By Sandy
at 2011-12-30T14:03

樓上難道DELL要二桃殺三士...此後，鄉民數量變成1/5

By Eden
at 2012-01-03T01:11

不管一單一戶還是一人五台其實都很噱啊...

By Heather
at 2012-01-05T22:35

二桃殺三士...哈..

By Kyle
at 2012-01-06T07:41

不管啦鄉民是全台最大的流氓團要和DELL打下去`

By Christine
at 2012-01-08T09:23

最大的流氓團、嘴砲團、窮人團、湊熱鬧團..

By George
at 2012-01-12T14:30

還是有牌的 ~ 娘~把皇上的尚方寶劍拿出來~

By Lydia
at 2012-01-14T14:03

DFLL你她X的虧錢干我屁事!出包價全數出貨~其餘免談

By Liam
at 2012-01-15T21:35

一戶五台? →→我看成一斤五台囧!

By Erin
at 2012-01-16T03:30

DELL這次訂單那麼多間接成本其實就壓低了

By Heather
at 2012-01-17T13:05

其實是所有單只出五台...(誤

By Robert
at 2012-01-20T07:33

哇哇 DELL的三不一沒有真的很厲害

By Candice
at 2012-01-23T17:25

我等到阿扁都出獄了

By David
at 2012-01-27T09:27

搞不好阿扁出獄,我們液晶還沒拿到！

By Steve
at 2012-01-29T22:37

阿扁:如果我能出獄，我幫妳們討螢幕(誤)

By Lydia
at 2012-02-03T15:18

阿扁:如果我能出獄，我用七億買螢幕(啊)

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-02-06T07:49

幸魚：如果我能出去，我叫我爸幫眾鄉民付！（誤）

By Lydia
at 2012-02-10T18:34

搞不好阿扁出獄,我們晶液還沒食到！

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